When Dermot O'Down coorted Molly McCann,
They were as sweet as the honey and as soft as the down
But when they were wed they began to find out
That Dermot could storm, and that Molly could frown;
They would neither give inso the neighbors gave out
Both were hot, till a coldness came over the two,
And Molly would flusther, and Dermot would blusther
Stamp holes in the flure, and cry out, "Weirasthru!
Oh, murther! I'm married!
I wish I had tarried;
I'm sleepless and speechlessno word can I say;
My bed is no use
I'll give back to the goose
The feathers I pluck'd on last Michaelmas Day."
"Ah," says Molly, "you once used to call me a bird."
"Faix, you're ready enough still to fly out," says he.
"You said then my eyes were as bright as the skies,
And my lips like the rosenow no longer like me."
Says Dermot, "Your eyes are as bright as the morn,
But your frown is as black as a big thunder cloud;
If your lip is a rose, faith your tongue is a thorn
That sticks in the heart of poor Dermot O'Dowd."
Says Molly, "You once said my voice was a thrush,
But now it's a rusty old hinge with a creak."
Says Dermot, "You called me a duck when I coorted,
But now I'm a goose every day in the week;
But all husbands are geese, though our pride it may shock,
From the first 'twas ordained so by Nature, I fear;
Ould Adam himself was the first of the flock,
And Eve, with her apple sauce, cook'd him, my dear."
Selections from Dick's Irish Dialect Recitations, edited by Wm. B. Dick, New York, Dick & Fitzgerald, Publishers 1879
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